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Official Announcements Courtesy the Unity Party’s United National Committee

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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  2. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  3. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  4. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  5. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  6. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  7. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  8. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  9. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  10. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  11. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  12. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  13. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  14. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  15. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  16. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  17. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  18. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  19. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  20. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  21. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  22. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  23. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  24. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  25. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  26. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  27. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  28. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  29. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  30. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  31. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  32. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  33. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  34. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  35. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  36. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  37. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  38. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  39. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  40. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  41. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  42. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  43. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  44. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  45. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  46. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  47. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  48. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  49. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  50. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  51. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  52. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  53. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  54. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  55. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  56. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  57. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  58. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  59. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  60. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  61. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  62. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  63. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  64. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  65. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  66. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  67. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  68. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  69. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  70. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  71. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  72. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  73. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  74. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  75. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  76. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  77. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  78. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  79. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  80. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  81. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  82. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  83. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  84. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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