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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

Please note that one of the reforms instituted by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.) is the pasting of the text of the latest press release only on the Unity Party official website homepage (at least until a separate, Google-friendly [and therefore ChatGPT-friendly] page is created for that individual release). Release stats will still appear here.

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Bill To Europe: “Everything At Once?” Let’s Do It

  2. The Manifesto: No Expansion Without Representation

  3. Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember The Alamo

  4. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  5. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  6. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  7. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  8. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  9. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  10. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  11. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  12. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  13. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  14. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  15. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  16. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  17. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  18. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  19. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  20. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  21. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  22. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  23. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  24. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  25. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  26. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  27. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  28. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  29. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  30. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  31. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  32. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  33. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  34. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  35. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  36. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  37. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  38. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  39. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  40. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  41. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  42. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  43. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  44. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  45. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  46. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  47. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  48. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  49. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  50. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  51. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  52. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  53. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  54. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  55. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  56. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  57. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  58. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  59. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  60. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  61. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  62. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  63. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  64. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  65. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  66. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  67. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  68. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  69. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  70. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  71. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  72. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  73. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  74. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  75. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  76. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  77. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  78. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  79. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  80. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  81. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  82. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  83. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  84. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  85. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  86. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  87. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  88. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  89. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  90. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  91. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  92. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  93. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  94. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  95. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  96. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  97. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  98. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  99. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  100. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  101. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  102. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  103. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  104. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  105. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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