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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  2. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  3. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  4. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  5. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  6. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  7. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  8. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  9. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  10. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  11. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  12. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  13. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  14. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  15. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  16. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  17. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  18. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  19. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  20. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  21. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  22. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  23. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  24. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  25. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  26. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  27. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  28. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  29. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  30. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  31. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  32. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  33. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  34. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  35. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  36. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  37. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  38. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  39. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  40. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  41. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  42. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  43. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  44. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  45. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  46. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  47. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  48. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  49. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  50. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  51. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  52. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  53. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  54. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  55. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  56. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  57. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  58. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  59. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  60. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  61. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  62. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  63. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  64. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  65. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  66. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  67. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  68. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  69. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  70. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  71. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  72. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  73. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  74. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  75. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  76. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  77. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  78. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  79. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  80. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  81. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  82. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  83. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  84. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  85. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  86. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  87. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  88. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  89. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  90. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  91. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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