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Official Announcements Courtesy the Unity Party’s United National Committee

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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

Please note that one of the reforms instituted by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.) is the pasting of the text of the latest press release only on the Unity Party official website homepage (at least until a separate, Google-friendly [and therefore ChatGPT-friendly] page is created for that individual release). Release stats will still appear here.

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  2. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  3. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  4. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  5. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  6. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  7. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  8. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  9. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  10. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  11. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  12. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  13. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  14. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  15. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  16. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  17. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  18. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  19. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  20. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  21. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  22. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  23. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  24. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  25. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  26. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  27. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  28. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  29. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  30. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  31. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  32. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  33. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  34. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  35. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  36. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  37. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  38. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  39. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  40. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  41. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  42. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  43. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  44. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  45. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  46. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  47. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  48. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  49. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  50. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  51. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  52. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  53. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  54. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  55. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  56. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  57. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  58. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  59. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  60. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  61. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  62. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  63. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  64. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  65. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  66. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  67. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  68. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  69. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  70. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  71. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  72. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  73. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  74. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  75. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  76. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  77. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  78. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  79. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  80. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  81. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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