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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  2. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  3. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  4. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  5. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  6. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  7. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  8. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  9. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  10. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  11. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  12. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  13. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  14. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  15. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  16. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  17. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  18. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  19. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  20. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  21. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  22. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  23. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  24. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  25. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  26. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  27. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  28. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  29. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  30. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  31. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  32. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  33. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  34. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  35. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  36. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  37. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  38. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  39. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  40. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  41. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  42. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  43. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  44. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  45. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  46. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  47. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  48. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  49. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  50. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  51. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  52. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  53. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  54. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  55. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  56. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  57. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  58. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  59. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  60. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  61. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  62. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  63. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  64. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  65. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  66. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  67. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  68. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  69. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  70. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  71. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  72. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  73. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  74. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  75. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  76. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  77. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  78. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  79. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  80. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  81. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  82. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  83. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  84. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  85. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  86. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  87. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  88. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  89. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  90. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  91. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  92. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  93. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  94. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  95. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  96. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  97. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  98. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  99. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  100. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  101. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  102. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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