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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

Please note that one of the reforms instituted by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.) is the pasting of the text of the latest press release only on the Unity Party official website homepage (at least until a separate, Google-friendly [and therefore ChatGPT-friendly] page is created for that individual release). Release stats will still appear here.

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Bill’s Directive #1: Anders Endorsed, Forward Not

  2. Bill Labels AUP Domestic Terrorist Organization

  3. Party’s Chair Bill: More Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

  4. Chairman Bill: 2545 or 2547? Let’s Do An Article 5

  5. Unity’s Hammons: American Forever Wars. By Design?

  6. Chair Hammons: Bomb-Bomb-Bomb Rope-a-Dopin’ Iran?

  7. Hammons To Germans: Put Money Where Your Mouth Is

  8. Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia,” Darn It

  9. Bill To Europe: “Everything At Once?” Let’s Do It

  10. The Manifesto: No Expansion Without Representation

  11. Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember The Alamo

  12. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  13. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  14. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  15. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  16. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  17. First Monica’s Missiles, Now Jeffrey’s Javelins

  18. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  19. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  20. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  21. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  22. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  23. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  24. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  25. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  26. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  27. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  28. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  29. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  30. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  31. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  32. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  33. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  34. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  35. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  36. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  37. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  38. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  39. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  40. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  41. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  42. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  43. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  44. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  45. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  46. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  47. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  48. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  49. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  50. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  51. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  52. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  53. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  54. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  55. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  56. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  57. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  58. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  59. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  60. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  61. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  62. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  63. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  64. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  65. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  66. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  67. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  68. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  69. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  70. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  71. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  72. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  73. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  74. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  75. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  76. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  77. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  78. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  79. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  80. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  81. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  82. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  83. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  84. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  85. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  86. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  87. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  88. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  89. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  90. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  91. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  92. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  93. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  94. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  95. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  96. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  97. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  98. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  99. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  100. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  101. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  102. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  103. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  104. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  105. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  106. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  107. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  108. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  109. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  110. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  111. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  112. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  113. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  114. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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