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Hammons Files 2nd Complaint With Austin Police Department
Monday, November 4, 2024 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – Unity Party Chairman Hammons (https://unitypartyamerica.us) files a second complaint with the Austin Police Department, this time regarding an attempted web hosting account hack.
“It’s unfortunate that things have come to this state, at the national, party, and inter-personal level, but it is what it is,” says United National Committee Chair Bill Hammons. “Perhaps in very small part due to a last vestige of lingering reluctance, but largely due to a plate being quite full with party business of late, I’ve been behind contacting the Austin PD yet again regarding an attack against one of the city’s citizens. While this attack was cyber in nature, it was much more than a threat this time, and I dare say I’d rather get punched in the face than have a year’s worth of hard work on the Web on behalf of the party be vandalized. Do I prefer physical violence to being forced to watch, if only for a number of moments during a party business meeting to which my former running mate received an invite, a video of a woman in bondage eating human feces? Don’t know about that one, but I do know that the response to the rebooting of https://www.ericforallofus.com as a spotlight on many dark truths which need to be told, a response which was neither an apology nor a denial, but rather an attempted illegal snuffing out of that light, says everything a jury needs to know.
“But do not think for a moment that I will be distracted by pathetic attempts at criminality by those about to be left behind in the 11/4/24 world. As I confessed to the detective assigned to this case, there was a bit of hatch-battening this morning, in light of the category 24 hurricane about to roll up over America from the Floridian coast. I’ll share here with the world the somewhat-tardy warning that I sent my family last night (“buy your tickets / pack your ‘go bags’”) but I’ll confess here, to my 1,507 closest friends, that I didn’t share with them one second-order thought: ‘what if the US military starts to split on a 2-to-1 or 3-to-1 fault line around the world (Germany, Korea, etc.)?’ We might look back on the Second American Civil War as one giant ad for Unity with a capital ‘U,’ but, in any event, if the Chairman of the Unity Party has to die on a hill for what he knows to be right and true, it’ll also happen to be on the hill where he was born, which in turn happens to be less than two miles away. God bless America. Forward UP.”
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