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Unity Party’s Bill to the Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

Tuesday, January 14, 2025 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – The Chairman of the Unity Party, having on Friday avoided a hearty-if-reluctant auf wiedersehen with 10 minutes to spare (an application for a well-deserved political asylum was avoided [postponed?]), humbly suggests to his German hosts that they consider a nationwide and immediate switch to Bluesky, the Musker’s underdog nemesis.

“The first thing I’ll say is, in an effort to avoid being judgmental before I rendered judgment, I listened to over 40 minutes of the Musk/Weidel chatfest, which turned out to remind me of RFK’s withdrawal speech in more ways than one,” says UP Chair Bill Hammons. “But more about that later. And before I address a fellow American, I’ll just state here, as a German-born who now arguably has more to lose with an AfD victory than anyone, that I’ll be holding back even less, even if it became official today that the Unity Party of Germany will have to be content with launching verbal Taurus missiles from the sidelines in the run-up to next month’s election. Today I would just suggest to my German hosts, from the Chancellery on down, to consider Bluesky, and throw Herr Musk’s Quatsch back in his face.

“Now for an address of a fellow American (okay, he was really born in Africa, but who am I to judge on that point?) in the American dialect of the English language, the RP of the New World, if you will: Yo. Dumbass. ‘Hitler and What Not’? For a Hari Seldon wannabe who reads just the right things to make himself sound smart you have a remarkable ignorance about the big-picture ways of the world (then again, seeing as how you’ve made half a trillion dollars off the backs of true Americans starting with immigration visa fraud, the stench of all-hat-and-no-cattle you give off shouldn’t be surprising). Maybe you and your crowd are one of the reasons I instinctively left Austin. The ‘Socialist’ in ‘National Socialist’ was just for votes (ditto for the ‘Workers’ part, but I don’t think you two ignoramuses covered that), but the ‘National’ was all too real, buddy. If you knew history you wouldn’t’ve touched Trump with a ten-foot-pole, but now it’s too late. When his long knife comes for you in the night, don’t say you weren’t warned. Forward UP.”

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