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Unity Party Files Complaint Against Colorado’s Swing

Wednesday, February 12, 2025 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – The Chair of the United National Committee of the Unity Party of America (https://unitypartyamerica.us), who also happens to be the Founder and First Chair of the Unity Party of Colorado (https://unitypartyamerica.us/unity-party-colorado), has filed a formal complaint with the Colorado Secretary of State regarding website pirate Gary Swing.

“You might say that the ‘news’ regarding the Swinger himself, apparently the last holdout of the losing side in this two-year intraparty civil war, is as unimportant and uninteresting as that middle-aged disappointment of a human being himself,” says Unity Party Chairman Bill Hammons. “So oder so, in a very methodical Teutonic manner, I am going to force the sinking of the pirated unityparty.us, ruthlessly Mers-el-Kébir it, if you will. What wasn’t covered in the official complaint was the fact that Mr. Swing has shown himself utterly incapable of meaningful participation in electoral politics, having tried (and failed) to submit so much as one official petition signature for his so-called ‘Boiling Frog Party’ before getting his grubby hands, à la Gollum and his Precious, on the Unity Party of Colorado built through several successful petitions circulated by yours truly.

“The Unity Party philosophy hasn’t really changed much over the last twenty years: the elevator pitch of ‘Balanced Budget Amendment, Federal Term Limits and outlawing Gerrymandering,’ cited by yours truly 1000s and 1000s of times during painstaking petition work, hasn’t changed one iota, even as we true Uniters seek to apply that formula globally. I’ve already alluded elsewhere to our plans to up the ante on the once failed Atlantic City casino magnate and future President-until-that-last-hot-dog, and he just might come to rue the day he ushered in a new Wild West with his ‘firing’ of Chairwoman Weintraub (this Chairman’s German core is wrapped in thick layers of West Texas). Forward UP.”

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The Unity Party, dedicated solely to helping humankind find common ground and pragmatic solutions, is an FEC-recognized political party in the United States with a national presence (the Unity Party has 1000s and 1000s of officially-affiliated voters in Colorado alone) and recognition in multiple states around the world. The home of Unitism can be found at unitypartyamerica.us and on social media at https://bsky.app/profile/unityparty.bsky.social, facebook.com/unitypartyofamerica, instagram.com/unitypartyamerica, tiktok.com/@unitypartyamerica, twitter.com/unitypartyus, & youtube.com/@unitypartyamerica.

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