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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Bill Labels AUP Domestic Terrorist Organization

  2. Party’s Chair Bill: More Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

  3. Chairman Bill: 2545 or 2547? Let’s Do An Article 5

  4. Unity’s Hammons: American Forever Wars. By Design?

  5. Chair Hammons: Bomb-Bomb-Bomb Rope-a-Dopin’ Iran?

  6. Hammons To Germans: Put Money Where Your Mouth Is

  7. Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia,” Darn It

  8. Bill To Europe: “Everything At Once?” Let’s Do It

  9. The Manifesto: No Expansion Without Representation

  10. Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember The Alamo

  11. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  12. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  13. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  14. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  15. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  16. First Monica’s Missiles, Now Jeffrey’s Javelins

  17. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  18. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  19. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  20. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  21. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  22. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  23. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  24. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  25. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  26. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  27. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  28. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  29. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  30. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  31. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  32. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  33. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  34. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  35. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  36. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  37. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  38. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  39. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  40. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  41. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  42. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  43. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  44. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  45. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  46. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  47. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  48. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  49. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  50. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  51. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  52. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  53. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  54. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  55. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  56. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  57. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  58. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  59. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  60. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  61. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  62. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  63. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  64. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  65. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  66. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  67. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  68. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  69. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  70. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  71. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  72. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  73. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  74. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  75. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  76. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  77. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  78. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  79. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  80. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  81. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  82. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  83. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  84. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  85. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  86. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  87. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  88. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  89. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  90. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  91. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  92. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  93. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  94. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  95. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  96. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  97. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  98. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  99. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  100. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  101. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  102. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  103. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  104. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  105. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  106. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  107. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  108. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  109. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  110. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  111. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  112. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  113. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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