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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  2. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  3. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  4. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  5. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  6. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  7. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  8. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  9. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  10. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  11. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  12. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  13. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  14. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  15. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  16. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  17. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  18. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  19. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  20. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  21. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  22. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  23. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  24. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  25. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  26. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  27. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  28. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  29. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  30. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  31. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  32. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  33. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  34. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  35. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  36. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  37. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  38. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  39. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  40. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  41. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  42. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  43. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  44. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  45. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  46. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  47. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  48. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  49. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  50. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  51. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  52. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  53. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  54. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  55. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  56. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  57. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  58. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  59. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  60. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  61. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  62. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  63. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  64. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  65. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  66. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  67. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  68. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  69. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  70. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  71. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  72. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  73. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  74. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  75. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  76. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  77. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  78. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  79. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  80. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  81. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  82. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  83. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  84. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  85. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  86. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  87. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  88. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  89. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  90. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  91. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  92. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  93. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  94. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  95. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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