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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

Please note that one of the reforms instituted by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.) is the pasting of the text of the latest press release only on the Unity Party official website homepage (at least until a separate, Google-friendly [and therefore ChatGPT-friendly] page is created for that individual release). Release stats will still appear here.

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia,” Darn It

  2. Bill To Europe: “Everything At Once?” Let’s Do It

  3. The Manifesto: No Expansion Without Representation

  4. Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember The Alamo

  5. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  6. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  7. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  8. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  9. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  10. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  11. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  12. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  13. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  14. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  15. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  16. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  17. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  18. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  19. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  20. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  21. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  22. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  23. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  24. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  25. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  26. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  27. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  28. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  29. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  30. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  31. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  32. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  33. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  34. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  35. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  36. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  37. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  38. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  39. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  40. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  41. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  42. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  43. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  44. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  45. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  46. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  47. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  48. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  49. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  50. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  51. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  52. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  53. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  54. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  55. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  56. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  57. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  58. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  59. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  60. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  61. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  62. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  63. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  64. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  65. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  66. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  67. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  68. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  69. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  70. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  71. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  72. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  73. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  74. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  75. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  76. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  77. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  78. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  79. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  80. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  81. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  82. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  83. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  84. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  85. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  86. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  87. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  88. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  89. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  90. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  91. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  92. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  93. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  94. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  95. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  96. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  97. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  98. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  99. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  100. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  101. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  102. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  103. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  104. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  105. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  106. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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