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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

Please note that one of the reforms instituted by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.) is the pasting of the text of the latest press release only on the Unity Party official website homepage (at least until a separate, Google-friendly [and therefore ChatGPT-friendly] page is created for that individual release). Release stats will still appear here.

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Chairman Bill: 2545 or 2547? Let’s Do An Article 5

  2. Unity’s Hammons: American Forever Wars. By Design?

  3. Chair Hammons: Bomb-Bomb-Bomb Rope-a-Dopin’ Iran?

  4. Hammons To Germans: Put Money Where Your Mouth Is

  5. Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia,” Darn It

  6. Bill To Europe: “Everything At Once?” Let’s Do It

  7. The Manifesto: No Expansion Without Representation

  8. Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember The Alamo

  9. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  10. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  11. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  12. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  13. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  14. First Monica’s Missiles, Now Jeffrey’s Javelins

  15. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  16. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  17. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  18. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  19. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  20. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  21. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  22. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  23. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  24. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  25. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  26. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  27. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  28. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  29. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  30. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  31. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  32. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  33. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  34. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  35. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  36. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  37. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  38. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  39. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  40. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  41. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  42. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  43. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  44. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  45. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  46. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  47. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  48. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  49. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  50. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  51. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  52. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  53. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  54. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  55. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  56. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  57. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  58. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  59. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  60. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  61. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  62. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  63. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  64. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  65. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  66. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  67. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  68. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  69. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  70. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  71. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  72. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  73. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  74. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  75. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  76. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  77. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  78. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  79. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  80. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  81. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  82. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  83. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  84. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  85. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  86. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  87. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  88. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  89. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  90. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  91. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  92. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  93. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  94. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  95. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  96. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  97. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  98. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  99. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  100. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  101. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  102. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  103. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  104. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  105. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  106. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  107. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  108. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  109. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  110. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  111. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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