No Troops For Friday

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Unity Needs No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

Wednesday, June 11, 2025 (Heidelberg, Germany) – As has been indicated on the homepage of the official website of the Unity Party of America for the past month, the Party’s monthly online confab will be held at 12 noon Los Angeles time on Friday the 13th (yep) at https://meet.google.com/fun-neuo-gxr. All around the world are welcome, even members of the military who might be wondering why they’re being deployed to ensure an American “peace and order” that doesn’t really need much ensuring. In this rifle-free space, the Unity Party of British Columbia’s platform will be presented, and transatlantic talks will be held …

“I’d like to thank the men and women in uniform following in my late father’s footsteps for their service, and also remind them, yet again, that they’ve donned those uniforms to serve their country, not a ‘Fascist to his core’ authoritarian who’s clearly using one imaginary and/or manufactured crisis after another to seize power for God-knows-what-but-it-won’t-be-good future purpose,” says Unity Party Founder and Chair Bill Hammons. “The online nature of our meetings, in light of his recent track record of body-slamming Treasury Secretaries, also gives me enough confidence to welcome my new friend Elon to the party (Hey buddy, a party that represents the 80%? Only an outfit with the name ‘Unity’ can pull off such a thing, but the good news is it’s already been created. Bis bald).

“Then again, Herr Musk has already backed down from his latest dictatorial confrontation, so maybe he should go whole hog and head back to where he belongs (Unity Party of South Africa, anyone?). God bless the City of Angels (one part of the USA that still remembers how to fight back) and Forward UP.”

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