Trump Is Our Santa

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Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

Tuesday, December 10, 2024 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – The Chair of the Unity Party of America (https://unitypartyamerica.us) would like to once again thank President-elect Trump for making the Unity Party’s border-busting Unitist philosophy look entirely conventional, this time by repeatedly leaking out his deepest fantasies of global hegemony, which can only be seen in the sinister light of his “Unified Reich” video and “Hitler’s generals” comments, with a remarkable, and perhaps unintentional, conflation of the countries of Canada and Switzerland.

“I freely admit that I was experiencing a bit of trepidation about the latest Unity Party announcement today, at least until I traded a few emails with Mark Halperin about the ‘51st State’ subject line of his Morning Meeting reminder,” says United National Committee Chair Bill Hammons. “But, in light of the remarkable coincidence of the President-elect of the United States sending up a trial balloon over the Matterhorn, a peak which happens to be prominently displayed on the home page of the Unity Party of Switzerland (https://unitypartyamerica.us/unity-party-switzerland), I have to say that my trepidation turned towards what idea the two chums Trump and Kennedy will plot to steal and pervert next (watch out for Kennedy and ‘Unity’ in ‘28, and remember that the Unity Party idea didn’t originate with Trump, despite Kennedy’s claims).

“But no matter. Seeing as how our one de facto US President has proven, with the comment that ‘Syria is a mess, but is not our friend,’ that he has his head in a sandtrap up his ass, I’ve posted a Unity Party of Syria page linked to from https://unitypartyamerica.us/nations-without-borders. To be clear, I don’t think anyone wants or expects Syria to join the United States anytime soon, but, to be even more clear, the stunning collapse of the modern state named after ancient Assyria due to Climate Change and extremism threatens us all. There’s now just a simple page out there for the Syrian diaspora to unite in Unity, as simple as the idea behind it. And you’re welcome, Mr. Halperin. Everyone, Forward UP.”

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