Unity Party of South Africa

Note that we’re still waiting to hear back from our good friend Elon about our offer to make him the official Chairman of the Unity Party of South Africa (until then he’s merely the honorary Chair of UPSA, as great an honor as the chairing of any Unity Party might be). Perhaps we’ll have to wait for President Trump to Khodorkovsky his rear end?

UPSA platform proposed by Andrew Giusto, Secretary of the United National Committee of the Unity Party of America (To be voted upon at the UPSA’s first national convention. Stay tuned!)

 1: Real Unity

The Unity Party will deliver real Unity in South Africa. We pledge to never support any vindictive racial policies by or targeting any ethnic group. 

2: Utility Competition

South Africa desperately needs to allow private companies to provide utilities. This will allow public utilities to improve considerably through competition and allow Eskom to provide free power for those who truly need it. 

3: Local and Provincial Police

The Unity Party will help form local and provincial police forces with elected and appointed sheriffs which will allow for the end of police corruption and allow for police tailored to local communities to create real public safety. 

4: Land

Prosperity does not come from land grabs that likely violate human rights. The Unity Party will allow South Africans to earn their way by opening a state-of-the-art tuition-free business college in Johannesburg. 

5: Unity 

The Unity Party of South Africa supports a referendum on Uniting with the United States of America as an equal state.