Unity Launches D.O.P.E.

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2025 RELEASE #48 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Unity Launches Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.)

Wednesday, July 30, 2025 (Patrick Henry Village, Germany) – The Unity Party of America has launched the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.), an initiative to ensure the efficient use of dollars donated by Uniters worldwide.

“For starters, I’d like to deny, with tongue firmly in cheek, any inspiration from any enemies for this wholly original idea,” says Unity Party Founder and Chair Bill Hammons, announcing the wholly unfunded and unstaffed department run by the United National Committee. “The fact that I insisted on four periods attached to the dopey acronym says it all, and any defamers, libelers and slanderers who might be tempted to compare D.O.P.E. to Musk’s shady dumpster fire of a government-sponsored scam should be reminded that my case for permanent asylum in Germany grows stronger by the week, a country with a reputation for famously strong laws to protect the personal reputations of any and all residents.

“More about the five criminal complaints against those who would make a mockery of the ‘Unity Party’ label, ‘would’ if those five people were really Uniters, that will be filed in the Federal Republic in due time, starting in the State of Rheinland-Pfalz. Just know here that donations will continue to be well spent, and, in the interest of efficiency, I’ll be quiet now. God bless the US. Forward UP.”

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