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Unity’s Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

Wednesday, March 26, 2025 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – The Chair of the Unity Party of America (https://unitypartyamerica.us), American Cold War anchor baby, whose job from three months in the womb was to ensure that his father and the rest of the US 8th Infantry Division wouldn’t high-tail it for Antwerp if the Warsaw Pact came knocking on Germany’s door, congratulates fellow Kreuznach-born Julia Klöckner on her ascension to the Presidency of the Bundestag, and looks forward to the new Präsidentin’s assistance in assuring American political donors that donations to the Unity Party of Germany are a legitimate alternative for Americans growing increasingly fearful of donating to any non-GOP US party. No word yet as to whether the new Präsidentin and the former US Presidential candidate ever crossed paths on a Bad Kreuznach playground back in the day of the mid 70s, though the Unity Party’s founder is certainly ready to trade notes.

“My congratulations to my fellow Kreuznacher Frau Klöckner are certainly herzlich, and I look forward to working with everyone in the new German government, wherever possible and appropriate,” says party chair Bill Hammons. “I must say also that this is a big small-world moment, seeing as how I worked with the Präsidentin’s predecessor to start proper reporting of UP Germany’s finances (such as they are) and stay within the Letter of the Law, unlike a certain other President. The world should just know for now that I, being a Uniter of Many Hats using my own funds (see chart of same), have just overhauled our donations page to reflect the growing reality that anonymous (up to €500) and foreign (up to €1,000) donations are a better bet at the heart of European democracy (a beachhead, perhaps?), versus a United States where a developing dictatorship will soon compensate for incompetence with election manipulation. Donate five bucks or five euros if I speak the truth, God bless America and Forward UP.”

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