Deranged Narcissist Tells It
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“Deranged Narcissist” Hammons Explains How The World Works
Tuesday, November 19, 2024 (1974 Birthplace of “Deranged Narcissism”) – Unity Party Chair Bill Hammons (https://unitypartyamerica.us) makes the case for funding of the next world-changing political start-up while multi-tasking and defending common sense against an American politician decoupled from reality.
“‘I won’t say too much about the sad sack of a human being who has ended his working life sacking groceries, other than to say he should go ahead and do the worlds of business and politics the favor of ceasing to point four fingers back at himself and start to collect the Social Security that will keep him out of trouble,” says Hammons. “Speaking of Bürgergeld, stay tuned for another TikTok video, completely in German written and read out loud by Yours Truly, outlining a proposal for a dramatic pivot and expansion of a program that would replace Germany’s oppressive income taxes with a national sales tax zeroing in on Climate-Change-inducing activities, partially, completely, or more-than-completely offset with weekly Bürgergeld rebates to all German citizens. Germans, being the sharp folks that they are, should instantly see that proposals like these, courtesy a mind born in Germany and infused with 43 years of American Why-Not?-ism, are what Germans need to take the lead from a nation committing harakiri.
“Yes, it is true that I have some unfinished business back in the States, but the world should just consider the potential of a US Presidential candidate who in 2020 earned twice the vote (on a state-by-state, head-to-head basis) of another Unity Party candidate, one who spent north of $1,000,000 and didn’t spend his first two hours in Jersey sleeping in a Wal-Mart parking lot after driving all night. The Unity Party needs your Dollars, Euros and Francs, folks, and rest assured every cent will be well spent. And Herr Weingarten, nice to see your critique of Scholz make international news, but your plain-spokenness should surprise no one, seeing as how we Kreuznachers keep cannonballs in our walls. Forward UP.”
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