Pickett’s Charge Beyond

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Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

Thursday, July 3, 2025 (Between Lexington and Gettysburg Avenues, Patrick Henry Village, Germany) – The Founder and Chair of the Unity Party of America would like to thank the world’s richest political imbecile for drawing fresh attention to America’s desire and need for a new party with an “American” name.

“It’s entirely possible that many of the party’s 2,325 subscribers will only be reading these words after the passage of the monstrosity that is the ‘Big Beautiful Bill,’ but what is certain is that, when historians write the obit for the First American Republic, the cause of death will be listed as ‘a thousand cuts’,” says Unity Party Founder and Chair Bill Hammons. “Another certainty of history is that on this day in 1863, against all odds and logic, the oddity that was Pickett’s Charge very nearly succeeded in winning the Civil War for slavery, but for the suicidally brave actions of a certain young lieutenant colonel by the name of George Armstrong Custer. Never assume that ‘right’ automatically makes ‘might,’ as righteous as the eternal fight to perpetuate democracy might be.

“And never assume that the enemy of a dictator is a friend of democracy. We can see now that one of the biggest mistakes a President ever made was to ignore Patton’s desire to not stop at the Elbe, and Americans should never again make the mistake of making cozy with anyone who’s anything but fully committed to democracy. My ‘friend’ Elon is welcome to start the Unity Party of South Africa (that’s where he belongs after all) and leave ‘American’ parties to Americans who know what they’re doing in a democracy. God bless America and Forward UP.”

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