The Double Yellow Launch

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Unity Party Launches The Double Yellow Line Project

Thursday, January 2, 2025 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – The Unity Party (https://unitypartyamerica.us) hereby launches its Double Yellow Line Project (https://unitypartyamerica.us/double-yellow-line), a concerted effort to get the Unity Party’s flagship and first state-recognized party, the Unity Party of Colorado (https://unitypartyamerica.us/unity-party-colorado), back on an even keel and out of the hands of incompetent pirates worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster comedy.

“You might say that the new DYLP page on our site says it all, but that’s not quite true,” says Unity Party Chairman Bill Hammons, “When my former fellow Uniter Eric Bodenstab started showing the symptoms of a slide into psychosis (I utter these words at risk of giving his daddy’s pricey legal-eagle lawyers fodder for an insanity plea when he’s finally taken to trial for the four federal felonies that he faces), and knowingly skipped past the June 6th D-Day 2023 deadline for electing new Unity Party of Colorado officers, I played along, even knowing in my heart of hearts that Judge TJ Cole, while a much more level-headed individual, was also not really interested in (or perhaps capable of) living up to the Uniter moniker.

“Know this now: we Uniters will play along no longer, and going forward shall only play for keeps. The world is hereby put on notice that, per the only copy of the Unity Party of Colorado Constitution publicly available, any officer elections and attempted changes to said Constitution since that crucial date of June 6, 2023 are considered null and void, at least so says the author of that same Constitution. In light of the entropic vacuum created, the world is also hereby put on notice that a Unity Party of Colorado convention will be held at 10 a.m. Mountain Time on Saturday, April 19, 2025 (the anniversary of Lexington and Concord [Patriots Day]). All will be allowed to log in online, and there will likely be a concurrent physical meeting component, if it seems likely that Mr. Bodenstab doesn’t show up with the gun he owns. The national (international, Mr. Chair of the new Unity Party of Dominica?) shall follow at 12 noon MT. Forward UP.”

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About the Unity Party of America

The Unity Party, dedicated solely to helping humankind find common ground and pragmatic solutions, is an FEC-recognized political party in the United States with a national presence (the Unity Party has 1000s and 1000s of officially-affiliated voters in Colorado alone) and recognition in multiple states around the world. The home of Unitism can be found at unitypartyamerica.us and on social media at https://bsky.app/profile/unityparty.bsky.social, facebook.com/unitypartyofamerica, instagram.com/unitypartyamerica, tiktok.com/@unitypartyamerica, twitter.com/unitypartyus, & youtube.com/@unitypartyamerica.

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