Unity’s Hammons: Forever Wars. By Design?
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Unity’s Hammons: Forever Wars. By Design?
Tuesday, March 17, 2026 (Bad Kreuznach, Germany) – The Founder of the Unity Party of America, making the supreme effort to ignore his Irish heritage by skipping St. Patrick’s celebrations and instead indulging a workaholic tendency courtesy his American upbringing, lays into his fellow German-borns yet again.
“Rest assured, my fellow Rhinelanders, that I will not rest when it comes to speaking Truth to Power, until I’m laid to rest, or more accurately, until whoever survives me scatters my ashes along the German side of that spot on the Moselle where that first fitful stab at a borderless world was taken,” says United National Committee Chair Bill Hammons, “You might call this my own private Forever War, as reluctant as that other, new, and entirely unnecessary Forever War, launched by a would-be Forever President, is a deliberate distraction from a sex scandal whose stains can never be erased, even by the a victor’s history. DJT, the man who once literally held a classified Iran attack plan in the open air, allowed the would-be seeds of a new Iranian democracy to be ground to dust (where are the bodies of those young women who took part in the January protests?), and made no plans before the war for taking Kharg Island, wants no peace and only endless war. Know this well: beware world, once he has Forbidden Island in his hands …
“And speaking of speaking the Truth: I sincerely wish the non-Nazis best of luck in Sunday’s elections (it’s not saying much, but you’re certainly better than the unimaginative alternative), yet, in the interests of maintaining a reputation for self-preservation, I need to return a small favor and continue to make your lives Hell on Earth. After reading the draft of a letter of apology that I’ll be submitting to the court in Koblenz as the one ask in the defamation suit that I’ll be asking the Court to attach to my residency permit suit (not to mention my asylum suit), a letter addressed not to me but to a man who literally defended Germany, you state politicians might squawk that you’ve had nothing to do with Landkreis Bad Kreuznach’s treatment of his BK-born son. Strictly speaking, no, but your hands are not entirely clean either, and we’ll clear that all up soon enough. Forward UP.”
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