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2025 RELEASE #70 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

First Monica’s Missiles, Now Jeffrey’s Javelins

Friday, November 14, 2025 (Patrick Henry Village, Germany) – The Chair of the Unity Party of America has taken a break from confirming confirmations with the State of Colorado to set up The Unity Party of The Gambia’s first full-fledged web page, with an eye on Epstein’s American Tale wagging the South American dog.

“After consulting with the Unity Party of Gambia leadership, and careful consideration, the Unity Party will be proceeding with supporting UPG’s efforts to promote Unity, specifically future Union of The Gambia with the rest of the United States,” says United National Committee and Chair Bill Hammons. “Once upon a time this might’ve entailed seeking an advisory opinion from the Federal Election Commission, but seeing as how the FEC was one of the first US government entities gutted by the Trump administration, there doesn’t seem to be much point.

“No matter where they are in the world, whether they be in places like Venezuela or on the edge of the Sahara, the Unity Party of America will continue to seek out future American voters. No one for a moment should interpret this as any form of jingoism, but rather helping to steer the world towards a brighter and more peaceful future, a future whose darkness isn’t illuminated by missiles launched out of a need for a distraction from a Presidential scandal eerily reminiscent of Wag the Dog. First Monica’s Missiles, and now Jeffrey’s Javelins. Forward UP.”

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