Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia”
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Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia”
Friday, January 30, 2026 (Zazenhausen, Germany) – The Founder of the Unity Party of America, after having vented a bit to the world about the box-checking of the Baden-Württembergers, also takes aim at woefully inadequate “Wokepedia.”
“I would like to congratulate the editors of Wikipedia for once upon a time taking out that evil cult called ‘Scientology,’ even if, surprise, surprise, that lingering vermin is starting to worm its way into the bowels of the Trump administration,” says United National Committee Chair Bill Hammons, “and, while the tendency of Trump supporters to use the term ‘Wokepedia’ tells me Wikipedia is still on to things, I gotta tell those same folks that they gotta wake up on the Unity Party:
“This article reads like a press release or a news article”
That notice is five years old, isn’t accurate, and never was accurate
“Membership: 45”
According to … drumroll … the Colorado page on Wikipedia, there are 1000s and 1000s of Unity Party voters in Colorado alone
No mention of Yours Truly’s successful personal petitioning onto ballots (multiple times in Colorado alone, plus Presidential ballot in New Jersey)
When my done-bit-the-dust rivals in the party couldn’t have petitioned onto the ballot for dog-catcher. Weird.
“The Unity Party of America is currently facing significant internal turmoil”
My twist on Tacitus: “I have made a desert, and called it ‘peace.’”
“Marked by allegations of financial misconduct involving their vice chair, who has been accused of defrauding funds from the party”
I saw somewhere that this happened with the Unity Party of Colorado (due to Cole/Bodenstab’s non-leadership, perchance?), but that’s never happened at the national level and is grounds for defamation
“The party lost its ballot access in Colorado”
That would be news to the State of Colorado: https://www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/elections/Candidates/PoliticalPartyDirectory.html
“The Unity Party has announced plans to convene an emergency convention within the next 15 days”
Done and completed in early December
“And what, my fellow denizens of the Bad W., those of you who knew thought you wouldn’t get caught? Naughty, naughty, my fellow German-borns. But keep it in perspective: at least you’re not one of my fellow Kreuznachers. When I’m done with the well-deserved shaming exacted upon my hometown, they’ll want to just be regular Rhinelanders, as painful as that alone will end up to be. Forward UP.”
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