
Unity’s Prophet Admits At Loss
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2025 RELEASE #59 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Unity’s Prophet Admits That He’s at a Loss
Tuesday, September 30, 2025 (Somewhere near the intersection of an American defeat and a Texan victory) – The Founder and Chair of the Unity Party of America, looking increasingly prophetic with every passing day and week as the land of his forefathers (plus the other 49 states that happened to be attached to Texas) is dragged into one man’s madness with an R naught that’s off the charts, has thrown up his hands and admitted that he has no idea what Mister Shining und der Verrückte were thinking leading the 800 into an anti-Thermopylae.
”The superficial stupidity of this Quantico event makes me almost wish that it’s a front for some hidden agenda,” says Unity Chair Bill Hammons. “But, regardless, perhaps some of America’s true heroes today will start to ask themselves what the Hell our country and military has come to, as if the very uncivil behavior of civilians at the Ryder Cup this weekend and the threats of mass terminations during yet another government shutdown weren’t enough. The United States dropped the word “War” from its most important department long ago from a position of strength (if you could roll your tanks all the way to Siberia, bragging about what the world already knew would only create an image problem).
“But of course this ‘Commander-in-Chief’ doesn’t know the first thing about humility, civility or anything else. I’ll just close with the observation that, when push comes to shove, those who’ve been shoved out for showing sanity in the insane world that is Donald Trump’s universe know where they can head. And let’s ponder what happened 19 days later last time. God help us and Forward UP.”
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