Uniters Hurtle Through History
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2025 RELEASE #71 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History
Tuesday, November 18, 2025 (Patrick Henry Village, Germany) – The Chair of the Unity Party takes a break out of badgering good people from Oregon to Germany and points in between as humanity hurtles through history, destination unknown.
“I don’t know about the 2,500+ no-doubt-very-entertained followers of Unity Party news,” says United National Committee Chairman Bill Hammons, “but I for one want a good chunk of my work afternoon back trying to fix a Cloudflare problem with ChatGPT which turned out to be a global issue. And I for one don’t know if the Epstein saga will end up like something out of Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut (Larry, ick), but I gotta admit it’s hard to compete with all this drama, and this even before Jeffrey’s Javelins have started landing throughout the Western Hemisphere. Those who might think the world should be able to do better than all of this are not alone, and the Uniters of the humble Unity Party of America will just continue to put one foot in front of the other, perhaps millions instead of thousands of feet one day, and hope that the forces of entropy, driven by mysterious motivations, don’t do too much damage meantime. Forward UP.”
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