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Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember the Alamo

Monday, January 12, 2026 (Patrick Henry Village, Germany) – The Founder and Chair of the Unity Party of America urges Greenlanders to ignore the pundits opining like it’s 1999, and advises fellow North Americans to prepare for worst.

“Now that the Russians are taking a page from a Mr. Trump other Americans made President, and diverting attention from a topic they’d rather no one discuss with serious talk about serious war, someone with my track record of predictions needs to tell it like it is to 57,000 fellow North Americans,” says United National Committee Chair Bill Hammons. “Folks, United States forces are about to invade. And the folks back here on the continent of Europe are trying to time empty talk about putting their own boots on your ice so that, when the stars and stripes, and only the stars and stripes, start whipping in the Arctic wind from one end of your island to the other, they can say that they tried to stop this, when history will know full well they dragged those boots to avoid a certain military humiliation. 

“What’s also certain is that this will be the end of NATO, perhaps the EU, and possibly much more (no doubt, with these developments, a certain political party whose name and initialism is a deliberate play on a banned Nazi slogan will start kicking plans for an American/Russian-backed putsch into high gear quite soon).

“But if all else fails, play the sarcasm card. Demand a cool million a head plus full statehood in 2029 sans the Donald, and play for time like my fellow Texans at the American Thermopylae. Who knows? Maybe #1 will finally kick the bucket after he discovers whale blubber and #2 will remember you Greenlanders jilted his wife harder than he has himself. God bless the Planet Hoth Rebellion. Forward UP.”

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