Time To Reshuffle This USSA House Of Cards, Eh?
(Juliana Crain SC and Klöckner/Kreuznach email images above clickable)
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Time To Reshuffle This USSA House Of Cards, Eh?
Tuesday, October 6, 2026 (Lütznerstraße, Germany) – The Unity Party Founder and Chair, watching in fascination along with the rest of the world as his nation’s mighty B-1 bombers are apparently driven from the Fairford field of battle without a shot fired by amateur terrorists and mythical Persian drones, is reminded both of the Beatles song supposedly celebrating Communism and the dystopian fiction about the “United Secure States of America” he read as a young teen.
“I hate to admit it, but my country is starting to look like Argentina ‘82, and we ain’t talkin’ a Córdoba ‘78 soccer match, folks,” says United Committees Chair Bill Hammons. “And kudos to Ken K. for pointing out that Herr Trump’s (soon to be literal) war on America’s defenseless democracy will likely be far more successful than his war on the Ayatollahs, but we must not forget that the gravest danger to the entire world in 2026 and beyond is radiating out of San Francisco. Perhaps due to the repetitive nature of all the warnings about Artificial Intelligence (there’s nothing ‘Super’ about tech that’s about to destroy us), the latest tell-all spill by a voluntarily-departed industry insider hasn’t been raising the alarm bells it should. Simply put, Mr. Robinson has pointed out that the AI industry is far more dangerous than the nuclear industry, and far less regulated.
“Perhaps The Man in the Higher Castle has in mind Juliana Crain and her visions of San Fran as he paraphrases the words of Lord Nelson (‘...expects that everyone will do their duty for humankind’) and suggests that two European powers park their nuke subs off that coast and say they’re gonna re-enact Trafalgar. This Kalterkriegskind wasn’t ‘Born in the USA’ (his father was much more patriotic), and he’s about to expand on that idea (more to be explained in the usual Bundestag blast email). Congrats to those Canadians voting for freedom (maybe within a Union of the United States [a base of US, a slather of NATO, and a dash of EU] is best?). And for the enthusiastic readers back in Colorado, those Aspen Times are about to be a changin’ ha ha. Forward UP.”
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