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2025 RELEASE #57 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Founder: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating “Hate Speech”

Thursday, September 18, 2025 (Global HQ of the United National Committee of the Unity Party of America) – The Founder and Chair of the Unity Party of America, now that it’s clear, with the confirmed acceptance of his lawsuit against the land of his birth, that he’ll be hanging in Heidelberg for quite a bit longer, gears up to successfully make the case to three out of five judges in a German court that, if he wasn’t before, he’s now directly threatened for expressing hatred of Fascists.

”All I can say today is, ‘Who am I to argue with either Noah Webster or the current Vice President of the United States?,’” says Unity Chair Bill Hammons. “In fact, any way you cut it, I’m arguably fighting for the freedom and safety of Mr. Vance, in light of the fact that he once described his #1 as ‘America’s Hitler.’ Hey JD, perhaps you should join me at the camp here in Heidelberg next week (after all, anyone who’s read their history can see the Writing on the Wall and know where this is all going to end); perhaps together we can score last-minute tickets to get our books signed by die Kanzlerin. Oh wait … maybe you’re already busy reading a book that somehow managed to contribute to $15 billion worth of damage, a sum that’s remarkably in the range of insured losses on 9-11, plus Unhumans.

“And here go the only required apologies: apologies for not getting tickets sooner, but I wasn’t sure till Tuesday that the German authorities, in their infinite wisdom, weren’t going to Abrego Garcia my a**, and apologies for starting this release before starting a new web page for the newest state party. Forward UP.”

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