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2025 RELEASE #55 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Unity’s Founder: 55 At 50 + Fight?

Thursday, September 4, 2025 (Patrick Henry Village, Germany) – The Founder and Chair of the Unity Party of America welcomes another candidate onto the “Centerfield” roster, as he volunteers to volunteer to defend the land of his birth.

”I’d like to thank our West Coast Wizard, Andrew Giusto, for convincing yet another candidate, California’s Gus Mattammal, to join our growing national roster,” says Unity Chair Bill Hammons. “You might say we’re working to grow rosters of all sorts, as I myself explore reaching out to the Ministry of Defense of the land some might say I was born defending while Dad was serving with the US 8th Infantry Division, and more or less ask to reup my assignment 47 years later.

“Some might say that volunteering to join the Bundeswehr Reserve wouldn’t be too much of a leap, especially seeing as how that would presumably, if German law can be successfully changed to allow Americans to serve a country where an oath to a Constitution still has meaning, would grant Yours Truly the residency permit he continues to seek. The party TikTok account proves I can belt out 55 push-ups at the age of 50, and my German hosts can bet their bottom Euro I for one won’t go AWOL for days at a time while suffering from chronic health issues, then whine about the world’s quite rational reaction. DJT indeed might’ve had an unscheduled and unexplained colonoscopy on a sunny Saturday afternoon in 2019, but 79-year-olds also don’t take daily aspirin unless they’ve had at least one heart attack. History will one day get to the bottom of all of this. Forward UP.”

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