Read all about what happens when amateurs try to imitate original ideas and follow in the footsteps of true trailblazers. In early 2024, after quite a bit of disunity, some unidentified members of the Unity Party of Colorado apparently tried to start, bless their heart, their own national party, the “American Unity Party.”

Setting aside the highly problematic nationalistic implications of inserting any demonym in front of the phrase “Unity Party,” the disorganization of this outfit is clear from a visit to the home page of the website they hijacked with the aid and assistance of co-conspirator Tim Wolf of Colorado (more about him later).

Also, very important (and as illustrated by the image of the document above): Those same Colorado disuniters have so serious plans to enfranchise members outside of Colorado (i.e., to allow their non-Colorado “members” to have any say in any party matter). Setting aside issues of improper grammar, the only state party these jokers have control of is the Unity Party of Colorado (and that’s until we get that state party back on the straight and narrow with our Double Yellow Line Project), and, the way that document above is worded, only Colorado members will have any say regarding any matter at the national party level. A single-state party with no serious prospect of growth beyond that one state is not a national party in any sense and has no hope of becoming a national party.

{If you’re contact with the American Unity Party, by all means ask them, first thing, to provide a copy of the national party bylaws. We’ll be sure to post that text alongside the publicly-perusable Constitution of the Unity Party of America, and bring their scheming out of the smoke-filled rooms and into the sunlight.)

More details about the so-called “American Unity Party” and its origins in disunity (a disunity which can explain its disorganization) will be provided here later (for now, while we won’t deign to link to a website being used illegally, we’ll merely say that the only thing that’s clear is they can’t seem to decide if they’re still the Unity Party of Colorado or the “American Unity Party” (you can’t be both things on one page). For now, merely consider this page here to be a placeholder, and a notice to the world that the Uniters of the Unity Party always counterattack with iron fists in velvet gloves (as brutal as our counterattacks might be, we’re always willing to practice what we preach, live up to our “Uniter” moniker, and consider peace talks).

Also note here for now that the United National Committee is organizing a class action lawsuit on behalf of the hundreds and hundreds of Uniters who are possibly still listed on the hijacked site in question and wrongly linked on the web with a criminal enterprise that, by its own admission, is not the Unity Party of America (after many recipients of a nasty blast email objected, the AUP scrambled to remove several links).

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